You've waited, you've dreamed of, fantasized over you, I'm not talking about the Morocco Mall, I speak of course of the Post & Clothing Meringues about the Morocco Mall.
It's been 5 years since 50 Bonobos, 500 bonnasses, 10 Good to trifles, and 5000 Snowmen bossent Project superlatifié most of Morocco since the Green March.After the pedestrian street of Prince Moulay Abdellah inaugurated with great pomp by Ibn Battuta in the year 2 AD Cris Oscourt, after the cornice McDonalds opened in 1989 by Ronald Reagan dressed as Clown and after the Hassan II mosque inaugurated in Umm Kelthoum 1992 ... We are witnessing the beginning of this week, at the opening of Morocco Mall opened with great pomp by Jennifer Labaise, famous American star known to have the biggest ass that showcase the famous Galeries Lafayette.
One evening as the atmosphere relaxed and friendly a drink at Vladimir Putin. Modesty and delicacy were set, we have counted as 1860 pairs of Louboutin, Jimmy Choo for 1239. This evening, it was 95% of the national Botox together in one place, the 500 richest people in Morocco, and probably the 500 most beautiful pair of breasts redone Anfa sup gathered in one place.
You will understand, HC was not the game, by cons, it has been deployed all of its staff during the weekend for what is likely undoubtedly take ALL your Sunday strips Mallrats indebted .
The head of the statistics department Clothing and Meringues just give us the numbers of the first weekend:
Hello 560,000 at the entrance of shops.
213 450 errors in the Food court orders.
12300 "It ginial there, there's Louai Vouitoune"
4879: "Here troooooo Oakam there's Starbucks."
567,810 photos taken in front of the aquarium
For you, Clothing and Meringues also collected some testimonials on site.
"We are pleased that Dior is in the mall, but I'll buy a belt from H & M. "Younes visitor lucid.
"It's wonderful Starbucks is top, I can finally pay my coffee 65Dhs" Karima, bourgeois assumed.
"This is bigger than the Megamall in Rabat," Hicham comparison Mall.
"It is 43 000Dh" Karine, saleswoman at Fendi.
"This is 18Dh" Ikram, a cashier at McDonalds.
"Not yet," Rachid, cashier at the Imax.
"Finally, a corner for culture .... you have the latest Shakira? "Zineb, future Minister of Culture visits FNAC.
"It's still sad to see all these bourgeois spend their thunes so naive as to when there are 200 slums near the Mall" Malika, depression with suicidal tendencies.
Here, conclusion Clothing & Meringues is pleased that the Morocco Mall has finally opened ... HC will last or park at Maârif.
This article is sponsored by: H & M, FNAC, DIOR & The Hassan II Mosque.
PS: PJD, PJD, PJD, PJD .... it has nothing to do with the post, but every time I mention the name of the party, I blog statistics exploding
